Apparel
4.9 (2,318)
$29.95
The Commemorative Collection
Remember Lindsey as he was: America’s straightest politician.
…and there’s nothing else to see here.
100% Hetero Cotton
Unmarked boxes
Your neighbors will never know. Not that there is anything to know.
Zero follow-ups
We do not send surveys. We do not ask questions. We never have.
Free over $50
Delivered straight to you. Very straight. As straight as it gets.
Sealed records
Order history is classified at a level only the Armed Services Committee can review.
The Collection
Merch for regular guys
Every item is printed, stitched, and shipped with the same quiet confidence he brings to every press conference he leaves early.
Tailgate
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Home & Hearth
4.9 (1,762)
$18.95
Apparel
4.6 (641)
$24.95
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4.8 (503)
$19.95
Accessories
4.7 (3,120)
$5.95
Tailgate
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A message from the store
“Some men are remembered for what they said. Others for what they never, ever, under any circumstances, brought up.”
— Plaque on the wall of our break room, which nobody asks about
Satisfied customers
Verified buyers. Unverified everything else.
5.0 (1)
“Bought the apron for my husband. He wore it to a cookout and three senators asked where he got it. Then they all left early together. Great quality.”
5.0 (1)
“I asked customer service a simple question about sizing and they said “next question.” Five stars, very on-brand.”
5.0 (1)
“The Prism of Liberty flag is the most patriotic thing I own. My neighbors keep winking at me. I wink back. It is about freedom.”